Wednesday, April 4, 2012

What's for dinner? Fried pizza, of course!

Now who can't resist the thought of a fried boxed pizza mix for dinner? I mean, look at the kid's face! You see his eyes looking down lovingly at the frying pizza, which is drowning in canned tomato sauce and grated/dried processed cheese food. To make it "extra" Italian-y (is that even a word?), they could have added a little olive oil to the skillet before pressing the flour and water crust into it, to give it that extra Pizzeria pizzazz.

The ad says its ready in 15 minutes. I don't know about you, but I think I'd rather call in a pizza for delivery with my choice of toppings and forget about trying to fry my own fake cheese pizza.

Thursday, March 29, 2012


Bob e Barbie 1984 by meeeeeeeeeel
Bob e Barbie 1984, a photo by meeeeeeeeeel on Flickr.

Ok, Barbie and Ken came out in 1959. After 25 years together, we can see that Barbie is clearly out with another doll, as per this photo taken in 1984!

I always thought that Barbie looked a little slutty. I even used to slut her up more by adding more make up and teasing her hair up really big, before she would go out on a date with Ken.

They would go on dates to the drive-in, always perched in barbie's convertible. (And we all know what teenagers do at drive-ins!) I wonder where Bob took Barbie on their date? Knowing how slutty Barbie is, I would say it was "The No Tell Motel"...